INT. COMPUTER ROOM - EVENING

               We see DAVE, JAYNE and LESLIE sat at computers.  LESLIE
               stands up and walks over to the water cooler.  DAVE looks
               over at LESLIE'S computer screen, gets JAYNE'S attention and
               shows it to her.  Both of them laugh.  DAVE whispers
               something inaudible to JAYNE.  We see LESLIE pour water into
               the cup, he then starts to walk back.  Every time LESLIE
               hiccups and is about to take a sip of the water, (s)he puts
               it down again as (s)he talks.

                                   DAVE
                         So let me get this straight, you
                         are telling me that the royal
                         family are nothing more than six
                         inch aliens, covered in
                         reptilian skin and intent on
                         taking over the world by
                         stealth.

                                   LESLIE
                         I never said that they were only
                         six inches tall!

                                   JAYNE
                         That says it all really.  It
                         just says it all.

                                   DAVE
                         You don't believe him then?

                                   JAYNE
                         Dave, be honest with me, do you
                         believe him?

                                   DAVE
                         Well...

                                   JAYNE
                         Please don't tell me that you
                         believe this stuff.  Please
                         don't tell me that you could
                         honestly even have to think
                         about whether the royal family
                         are reptilian aliens.

                                   DAVE
                         Princess Anne?

                                   JAYNE
                         OK, well there is that, but
                         other than Princess Anne, there
                         is no real evidence that this
                         could be the case.

                                   LESLIE
                         Believe what you want to
                         believe, you don't really
                         believe in much do you.

                                   JAYNE
                         Don't get started on that whole
                         haunted college thing again, I'm
                         really not sure that I could
                         stomach it again.

                                   LESLIE
                         Believe what you want.

               LESLIE stands beside DAVE and JAYNE.

                                   LESLIE (cont'd)
                         I am pretty sure that there is
                         something going on here and
                         Steve agrees with me.

                                   JAYNE
                         What would Steve know about it
                         anyway.

                                   LESLIE
                         He's a medium!
                             (Short pause)
                         Of course he knows about these
                         things.

                                   JAYNE
                         A medium?
                             (laughs)
                         I don't believe a word of it.

                                   DAVE
                         Of course you don't believe a
                         word of it, it doesn't fit into
                         your nice comfortable way of
                         thinking does it.

                                   JAYNE
                         Do you want a lift home tonight?

                                   DAVE
                         I agree with Jayne, there isn't
                         really any real proof.

                                   JAYNE
                         Exactly, there are no such
                         things as ghosts.

               All three walk away from the desk and off-camera.  The glass
               of water slowly empties itself with no human contact.


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